- Sun, 18:04: Just posted a photo @ Philadelphia City Hall https://t.co/XolBFgGIme
- Mon, 06:45: Is Irish Spring soap named after the season, the body of water, or the bouncy thing?
- Mon, 06:49: RT @drhappyknuckles: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making a coin vanish & then pulling it out of my son's ear. Satan is grea…
- Mon, 11:49: Wally often looks like he's about to fall out of this bed. https://t.co/GgVw7eaVqW
- Mon, 11:53: Prints by @vincentmyrand #ozconphilly #ozmaofoz #thescarecrowofoz #returntooz #wickedwitchofthewest https://t.co/RfvpahGIGb
- Mon, 11:56: Scarecrow suncatcher #ozconphilly https://t.co/KMppbVgDc1
- Mon, 13:26: OzConPhilly Back Again https://t.co/DzADriqLXk https://t.co/abEJHzkbbw
- Mon, 14:56: I realize you can't always tell from public behavior, but does Trump show any affection for Melania at all?
- Mon, 14:59: There's so much to do in the sunlight. #internationalcatday https://t.co/mz7zIVo2sb
- Mon, 15:04: RT @LaceyNycole: Just trying to find a Snorlax in the streets but a Whorelax in the sheets... https://t.co/lCHHEcb9j3
- Mon, 15:05: I have to fill in enough job applications as it is. No way I'm doing it for something that's ostensibly fun. #firstsevenjobs
- Mon, 15:08: RT @drhappyknuckles: *tweets original jokes for two hours, receives four notifications* *retweets for ten minutes, receives twenty-seven n…
- Mon, 15:11: RT @FrankConniff: If you're a pregnant woman with a horrible disease, please don't do anything without first checking in with Marco Rubio.
- Mon, 15:14: RT @perlapell: Trump talking about keeping American companies on American soil is like a tornado doing a commercial for mobile homes.