My tweets

[vovat]

• Thu, 08:55: The thing I've noticed watching @femfreq's videos is how mild they are. I don't always agree with her, but what about them is so angrifying?
• Thu, 09:01: RT @Alextheproducer: The phrase "don't take this the wrong way" has zero % success rate
• Thu, 09:18: RT @jdcrowley: [Donald Trump squints at a distant star] huh… would you look at that… lots of antisemites out there in space… why is nobody…
• Thu, 09:24: RT @KenPlume: Reality withdraws as potential Trump running mate.
• Thu, 09:28: RT @RonanFarrow: Charmander is trending, which I assume means Charmander either died or tweeted something racist.
• Thu, 10:09: So the app Cortana is named after an AI in a video game, which in turn is named after a British ceremonial sword? Do I have that right?
• Thu, 10:12: RT @thenoahkinsey: *phone rings* Yoda: Yoda Luke: WTF VADER'S MY DAD? Y: Uh L: And you knew & told me to kill him? Y: L: Y: Going thru a tu…
• Thu, 10:15: RT @Jenny4ashley: Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about how when you fall in love, it's best to just kill yourself.
• Thu, 10:28: Siri was, of course, named after the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. Share and enjoy! Go stick your head in a pig.
• Thu, 11:45: Got a note several months ago about a recall on my car's airbags, but even now none of the dealers have the necessary parts.

• Thu, 11:46: I guess investigating Hillary's emails is the new Obamacare repeal for House Republicans.