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Fri, 18:33: RT @golub: 'Brexit' to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovakout. Latervia. Byegium.
Fri, 18:52: My book bag broke open on the stairs to the subway. Not sure if I overloaded it, or it was a problem with the zipper. Maybe both.
Fri, 21:32: RT @ClichedOut: Mother Paper Bag: We need to talk. Teen Bag: *removes earbud* What? M: Your father was plastic. T: But - M: It's true. You'â¦
Fri, 21:33: Trying to think of #Brexit puns that haven't been done yet, the best I can come up with is "Last Brexit to Ooklyn." Which is a spoonerism.
Fri, 21:38: RT @jfruh: get you a cat who can do both https://t.co/Zu5kclt1TQ
Fri, 21:42: Nobody insults like a Scot. https://t.co/T5Bw5csTzA
Fri, 21:42: RT @ericallenhatch: IT FOLLOWS THAT BIRD (2019) https://t.co/omxODkUKeO
Sat, 07:18: Fearsome Critters https://t.co/2CpKH8lOu9 via @wordpressdotcom - Interesting post on jackalopes
Sat, 07:21: RT @scottygumz: I'm not worried, when has a combination of nationalism and economic depression ever resulted in something terrible happeninâ¦
Sat, 07:36: RT @mattround: Youâd perhaps assume that an otter would eat like a cat or dog? THINK AGAIN https://t.co/fy52bV6Qva

Sat, 14:49: The Fish-Woman Who Got Away https://t.co/oLNcyFL6pA https://t.co/PRqXTQJ6Bn
Sat, 14:58: Spam message I got: "Bad credit is not going to qualify." That's pretty universally applicable, isn't it?
Sat, 14:59: #ISpendMySaturdayMornings In bed making up for my lack of sleep during the week, usually.

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