vovat | My tweets

Thu, 15:39: On the itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny bikini, are the polka dots yellow, or the background? Or are they both different shades?
Thu, 15:39: RT @CulturedRuffian: Why don't they just call a hired ranch hand a 'Farm-assist'?
Thu, 15:58: Now, "Purple People Eater" is a novelty song that actually acknowledges its title's ambiguity.
Thu, 16:16: RT @MrGeorgeWallace: How come it's always "a LITTLE birdie told me"? Shout out to all the plus-size birdies tellin' people shit.
Thu, 22:57: Who Wants to Be a Welfare Queen? https://t.co/9eMATyzrSF https://t.co/c0sUW01urV
Fri, 09:18: Only a TWO-day weekend? What a rip-off!
Fri, 10:15: I figure Michael Bay made a Benghazi movie because films based on 80s toys were too intellectual.