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Sat, 16:18: RT @FrankConniff: Weird that a Harvard Law School alumni like Obama wouldn't attend the funeral of a man who questioned the academic skills…
Sat, 22:09: RT @thetits: Evel Kneivel: Jumps over 45 old school busses Good Kneivel: Fixes the busses and makes sure every kid gets a good education
Sat, 22:29: RT @doublemaximus: So what kind of elves are Wario and Waluigi? https://t.co/P0fVCGunPq
Sat, 22:38: RT @iamspacegirl: when there was one set of footprints in the sand, that was when I tripped and fell but Jesus didn't see and he kept walki…
Sat, 22:44: I don't think Carson realizes he's allowed to drop out.
Sat, 23:09: Wouldn't electing Trump basically be reinforcing the stereotypes the rest of the world has of the US?
Sun, 04:52: RT @jdcrowley: I think before any Congressperson is allowed to vote on gun legislation, they should have to be shot first so they know what…
Sun, 11:24: Maybe all the people who claim God wanted them to run for president were called by different gods. We just need to figure out which ones.
Sun, 11:27: RT @DanSlott: Trump's plans boil down to "I know people. Good people." I've been in NY for 25 yrs. Someone here says, "Trust me, I know a g…
Sun, 11:31: RT @awkwardposts: Cat ownership summed up in a photo https://t.co/kdbi97Wzeq

Sun, 11:32: RT @valerie_tosi: The Chipotle I went to apologized for not having any lettuce today. I said "It's cute that you think I'm here for that."
Sun, 11:32: RT @WarmingCuteness: Day 29: They suspect nothing https://t.co/O6gs4cdSGF
Sun, 11:34: RT @samkalidi: Walrus' reaction after getting a birthday cake made out of fish. https://t.co/XYKmdkuRMb
Sun, 11:35: Suggestion for @jkrowling: "Narcissa" is the name of a star that only wizards have discovered.
Sun, 11:35: RT @zdarsky: oh my god I've never been more conflicted about clicking "read more" on a Facebook post https://t.co/08XG7SStQm
Sun, 11:40: RT @P0TUS: Jeb to his donors: "Sorry. No refunds."
Sun, 11:41: RT @Tmoney68: I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you'll never convince me a chicken fried this rice.
Sun, 11:58: RT @FLOOKLYN: I like to think W called #Jeb to say sorry. But then Jeb didnt wanna pick up. But W was so happy he didnt so he could just le…

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