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Fri, 12:14: After Small Business Saturday and Cyber Monday come Black Market Tuesday, Porn Store Wednesday, and Amusement Park Gift Shop Thursday.
Fri, 12:17: RT @buseysteeth: [a male black widow spider checking out dating website] WHAT?! SHES GONNA EAT ME AFTER WE BONE? FUUCCCK THAT
Fri, 12:27: I hate having to wait behind these Black Friday shoppers when I'm just buying booze and cigarettes for my underage relatives.
Fri, 12:30: RT @TeaPartyCat: It’s TOO SOON. Too soon after people were trampled to death to save $30 on a TV on #BlackFriday to talk about regulating c…
Fri, 13:44: Dinner and Movies https://t.co/LY6THzQ8YR https://t.co/PbrHmRCAM9
Fri, 14:16: Remember, mincemeat pie is much better if you kill the mince yourself.
Fri, 22:17: RT @cmclymer: By the way, the phrase "pro-life gunman" has to be the most ridiculous thing I've heard in a long time. #PlannedParenthood