- Tue, 15:59: A Campy Series https://t.co/YPu9EYvLhA http://t.co/cZecK9uDYD
- Tue, 18:13: RT @gobmentcheese: New JFK conspiracy theory: The knoll was not grassy.
- Tue, 22:13: A news anchor asked the weatherman why it was getting dark earlier. Is this like when Bill O'Reilly said you couldn't explain tides?
- Wed, 09:55: Why isn't a reverse mortgage called an egagtrom?
- Wed, 10:21: Actually, Folgers, the best part of waking up is realizing that you don't really have a school project due that day.
- Wed, 10:21: RT @QwertyJones3: Little known fact, Alvin wore the big A on his shirt because he slept around.
- Wed, 10:47: Does Folgers even use the "best part of waking up" slogan anymore? I honestly don't know.
- Wed, 10:51: RT @morninggloria: i consider asking celebrities to go to prom via viral youtube video a form of terrorism
- Wed, 10:54: RT @morninggloria: Homophobic county clerk Kim Davis has been divorced 3 times. She's fine at ruining marriages without the help of the gay…
- Wed, 10:56: RT @JWesWilliams: I can't believe Michael Bubl� hasn't started marketing his own line of bubble bath yet. It's a natural.
- Wed, 11:11: If you've a date on Mount McKinley, she'll be waiting on Denali.