- Thu, 21:02: The Ant, an Introduction https://t.co/vSFmGQNVAh http://t.co/amQ0QGOv5D
- Thu, 21:13: RT @TeaPartyCat: #DebateQuestionsWeWantToHear Would you resurrect Reagan and build a time machine to stop Hitler if it meant raising taxes …
- Thu, 21:18: Life begins at conception, because my orgasm is just that important.
- Thu, 21:21: Stop assuming you're going to be running against Hillary Clinton. #GOPDebate
- Thu, 21:27: Yeah, Trump, the Republicans weren't talking about immigration until you brought it up. What Republicans were you listening to?
- Thu, 21:30: RT @ziggafoss: "Mr. Trump, what evidence do you have that Mexico is sending illegals across the borders?" "I talked to this guy, and he sai…
- Thu, 21:35: Isn't the Mongol conquest of China proof that border walls don't work?
- Thu, 21:39: Christie hugged the President? Ewww, cooties! #GOPDebate
- Thu, 21:42: The only way to stop ISIS is by saying the words "Klatuu Barada Nikto." I mean "radical Islamic terrorism." #GOPDebate
- Thu, 21:43: RT @billmaher: Trump says our leaders are all stupid, Cruz says Egyptian president is smarter than us - why do they want to be the leader o…
- Thu, 21:44: RT @theharryshearer: "If you join ISI, you are signing your death warrant." That will convince suicide bombers.
- Thu, 21:51: I can't believe Huckabee hasn't brought up Beyonce yet. #GOPDebate
- Thu, 21:54: Vouchers are awesome, because why not leave whether or not a kid gets a decent education on a lottery? #GOPDebate
- Thu, 21:54: RT @theharryshearer: "God's a pretty fair guy." Ask Job. #GOPDebate
- Thu, 22:04: RT @mikescollins: "If I could interject real quick, I died in 9/11." - Chris Christie
- Thu, 22:08: RT @LauraKeeney: Has anyone told @realDonaldTrump that women are allowed to vote? Asking for a friend. #GOPDebate
- Thu, 22:12: RT @ziggafoss: Huckabee: Can I mention pimps, prostitutes, and drug dealers? I mean, kids still like the GTA game, right? It's tubular, lik…
- Thu, 22:14: RT @drhappyknuckles: @drhappyknuckles 'If elected president, Chris Christie would shut down the bridge to the 21st century.' #GOPDebate
- Thu, 22:21: RT @RubinReport: BTW, asking each candidate a tailored question isn't a debate. #GOPDebate http://t.co/4cWA1gPgOe
- Thu, 22:21: RT @monaeltahawy: What an absolute disgrace, America: man after man talking about women's sexuality and bodies and they are cheered.
- Thu, 22:30: RT @MattyIceAZ: IRONY: Watching 10 men debate women's right to choose. #GOPDebate
- Thu, 22:32: What will you do to stop Christians from being prosecuted for something they've never been prosecuted for? #GOPDebate
- Thu, 22:40: Can we prevent abortion by building a wall?
- Thu, 22:53: RT @Apey: "Final question: Which people and things, specifically, did God tell you to kill and/or break?" #GOPdebate
- Thu, 22:53: RT @adamzopf: "I'm humble. My dad was a hobo. My mother was a pigeon. My grandpa was a cigarette butt. My grandma was a half eaten sandwich…
- Thu, 22:54: RT @almightygod: I like to whisper different things in each candidate's ear. Keeps 'em guessing. #GOPDebate
- Thu, 22:56: RT @ziggafoss: Carson: I don't talk about race because I'm a cardiologist ... and if I did talk about race, these honkeys would kill me.
- Thu, 22:58: Answer I wanted to hear to the God question: "God told me not to run, but I didn't listen."
- Thu, 22:59: RT @pattonoswalt: "Jesus...good guy. I would've sealed his tomb better. Cheap craftsmanship, a boulder that can just be rolled away." -- Tr…
- Thu, 23:00: RT @Jesus_M_Christ: Hey black guy, can you talk about being a black guy? -@FoxNews #GOPDebate
- Thu, 23:30: I take it Huckabee is in favor of pimps in the military, because they're good at breaking things. #GOPDebate
- Thu, 23:34: RT @NoThoughtsHere: The best photo from tonight's #GOPDebate. http://t.co/y8IwSkBnTI
- Thu, 23:36: RT @almightygod: .@AmericanAtheist Ew, I don't want that nation under me. I've seen what people have done to it.
- Fri, 10:00: I don't think I realized previously that the music box in Super Mario Bros 3 plays a slowed-down version of the original SMB theme.
- Fri, 10:00: RT @BlunderingIdiom: Birth control? BAN IT! Abortion? BAN IT! Gay marriage? BAN IT! Guns? Look, banning things never works. People will fin…
- Fri, 10:04: RT @FrankConniff: Hard to say who won the #GOPDebate - Bernie or Hillary?
- Fri, 10:13: RT @ziggafoss: My favourite Trump moment of the night? To Megyn Kelly: Bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks.
- Fri, 10:16: Why do Republican debates always turn into the Four Yorkshiremen sketch? "Cardboard box? You were lucky." #GOPDebate
- Fri, 10:16: Growing up poor does not automatically make you a better person, especially if you want to screw over other poor people. #GOPDebate
- Fri, 10:17: RT @morninggloria: finally, men are weighing in https://t.co/jKirDv9xO7
- Fri, 10:40: Sanctuary cities? Likes the Levitical ones mentioned in Numbers and Deuteronomy? Wouldn't Christians be in favor of something biblical?
- Fri, 10:44: RT @monaeltahawy: Women should start protesting #GOPDebates misogyny with "Stay out of my vagina unless I want you in there!" placards. (I …
- Fri, 10:44: RT @FoodPornsx: Pizzagasm ' http://t.co/LILyy775c0
- Fri, 10:56: RT @TeaPartyCat: Scott Walker: "No, we shouldn't allow abortions to save the life of the mother. The mother is just some woman; the baby mi…
- Fri, 11:02: RT @briancthayer: Trump: Wall. Bush: Tall wall. Rubio: Tall wall AND moat. Trump & Bush: OOOoooOoOooo
- Fri, 11:38: How hard can it be to make a halfway decent Fantastic Four movie?
- Fri, 11:39: "It's clobbering time!" -Reviewers, after seeing the Fantastic Four film