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Sun, 15:16: Cash and Karaoke http://t.co/n7gpHqBqRU
Sun, 15:33: RT @TeaPartyCat: Trump presidency, Day 1: 11,500,000 illegal immigrants walk home to Mexico, stopping only to build giant wall to keep them…
Sun, 15:33: RT @NoThoughtsHere: Jeb Bush should suggest Congress work longer hours.
Sun, 15:34: Holy Bulwer-Lytton! https://t.co/6ErhLcp1Dg
Sun, 15:37: RT @contextual_life: Oh, librarians #cosby http://t.co/FxiO8mSVGM
Sun, 15:39: I'm okay with people going topless in public, but I think there needs to be a policy of underwear for truck nuts.
Sun, 15:39: RT @FrankConniff: Camille Cosby is standing by her man, something his victims were not capable of doing until they regained consciousness.
Sun, 15:41: RT @BackrowSeats: Most people remember Lincoln as a badass vampire hunter but forget he also wrote the screenplay to Ghostbusters.
Sun, 15:42: RT @TheTweetOfGod: Retweet this for a sin-free masturbation.
Sun, 15:58: RT @asterios: "Use the hashtag #helpkids to help kids...somehow!" #WorstMegaManVillains https://t.co/bnZHBRMHT1

Sun, 15:59: RT @LaziestCanine: *password is too weak* *password starts working out* *password enters weightlifting competition*
Sun, 16:01: RT @mattkoff: "If the sun is high, you must apply."--Johnny Cochran-Brand Sunblock
Sun, 17:08: RT @ConnAbbott: Look at this art!!!! holy shit it's beautiful http://t.co/eYzzyYnhP7
Sun, 17:08: Is Dr. Mario just a shill for the pharmaceutical companies?
Sun, 20:27: Spoony Good Times https://t.co/xuxz0rjiXD http://t.co/2gfptX4Pwe
Sun, 22:27: Photo: I imagine Ugu as the sort who wears fancy clothes but doesn’t change them much. They look a little... http://t.co/nFWjQkoHmE
Sun, 23:03: I’m trying to think of a fantasy sort of pun on “Selfie Stick.” Maybe a magic staff that turns you back to... http://t.co/FD6YbiFEz5
Sun, 23:48: How many folk songs are there about @BreeNewsome? If the answer is zero, I have even less faith in the folk music industry.
Sun, 23:55: RT @Nintendo_Legend: Q: Why did all the angry chickens cross the road? A: Link was stabbing one on the other side. #RetroGaming
Mon, 10:27: You're an Animal, Too https://t.co/wkGxxpe96I http://t.co/muv4tJnQbP

Mon, 11:54: Is "MacArthur Park" the only song where the disco version is shorter? Well, maybe if you count "A Fifth of Beethoven."

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