- Thu, 14:50: Why isn't Steve Harvey on Fox News?
- Thu, 14:56: I think Kirk Cameron wants to be C.S. Lewis, but lacks the talent.
- Thu, 15:15: RT @LOLGOP: Only 18% of America identify as as "feminists," which is upsetting for men looking for women to yell at on Twitter.
- Thu, 15:51: 150 years is enough time for Confederate sympathizers to get over it, right?
- Thu, 16:28: RT @NoThoughtsHere: I bet former Enron investors prefers Social Security over their 401 (K).
- Thu, 16:30: RT @st_vincent: I want to start an NPR-themed gorecore band called "Tear-y Gross."
- Thu, 16:35: RT @nintendonut1: Just in case anyone wanted to know who I'd like for Smash DLC ⭐⭐⭐ http://t.co/oGLSd8bKg5
- Thu, 16:36: RT @jeerthelights: @st_vincent I'm in. First album is called: All Things Dismembered.
- Thu, 16:37: RT @emilylhauser: Satire is an actual thing. It's humor used to bring the mighty down a peg. It is not "being an bigoted asshole & trying t…
- Thu, 16:46: RT @neiltyson: The word “awesome" once described things like Moon landings & cures for disease. Today, it’s an unexpected feature in an App.
- Thu, 17:04: I remember when Cee-Lo Green defended rapists. Does that make him crazy? Probably.
- Thu, 17:06: RT @ryanqnorth: It just seems to me you should take the names BEFORE you kick the butts is all
- Thu, 17:12: Donate to Memories Pizza in Indiana. I don't know if their food is any good, but they sure are hateful!
- Thu, 17:14: RT @P0TUS: "We're not really stealing the country. We're borrowing it. For the Koch brothers." ~ReFoxlicans
- Thu, 17:23: Gwyneth Paltrow thinks water is capable of rational thought, but water realizes that Paltrow is not capable of rational thought.
- Thu, 17:35: No offense to Angelina Jolie, but how is whether or not to get malignant tumors removed a tough decision?
- Thu, 21:15: Fans Aren't Always Cool http://t.co/zhfs71nhbm