- Sun, 19:45: You might be able to graph an equation with more than three variables, but you'd need to go off the grid.
- Sun, 19:47: RT @TheTweetOfGod: "Unto the woman he said... thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee." (Genesis 3:16). #HappyInte…
- Sun, 19:48: RT @FrankConniff: Must worry Hillary that pundits who are always wrong about everything say this email thing is gonna bring her down.
- Sun, 20:21: Did I just see a commercial trying to make Los Angeles look glamorous?
- Sun, 20:38: I don't think a piece of Hershey's chocolate was called a "pip" until the makers of that commercial decided it was.
- Sun, 20:43: RT @heiditron3000: International Women's Day Fact: For every dollar a man earns in the workplace, a woman will earn a napkin with "$$$$" sc…
- Sun, 20:45: RT @NoThoughtsHere: Hillary Clinton using the wrong email address is a scandal. I miss the old Clinton scandals. When did America become so…
- Sun, 20:59: RT @1SamusAran: Happy International (or, Intergalactic) Women's Day. Don't forget: http://t.co/Wzhq70j8lp
- Sun, 21:13: Haven't they already used every possible one-word title? Well, maybe not all of the ones in the OED.
- Sun, 21:19: RT @NoToFeminism: i don’t need fiemms because i like shaving my armpits! and i am sick of femisists breaking into my house at night and sna…
- Sun, 21:27: RT @SarahKSilverman: Happy #InternationalWomansDay WOW A WHOLE DAY!
- Sun, 21:27: RT @P0TUS: BREAKING: Sen Lindsey Graham, who has never sent an email, says he would support a Comcast monopoly on carrier pigeons.
- Sun, 21:30: RT @princessomuch: #RandPaul needs to surrender to his true life's calling: Bosley Hair Restoration spokesperson. I hate to see someone not…
- Mon, 07:39: I'm going to keep abreast of cultural trends by only wearing clothes where no one can agree what color they are.
- Mon, 07:40: RT @girlwithatail: This is insane. My landlord won't accept "great exposure" as rent when we all know it's a perfectly acceptable alternati…