- Thu, 13:44: I love how Harry and Marv are afraid to go into a church. Are they burglars or demons? #HomeAlone
- Thu, 13:48: RT @FrankConniff: Remember yesterday, when "The Interview" was the most banned film ever? Now it's easier to see than a Law & Order rerun.
- Thu, 13:52: Now we can all watch "The Interview," the dumb stoner dude comedy the commies didn't want you to see.
- Thu, 13:58: RT @canadiancynic: I'm torn between watching "The Interview" to support free speech and oppose censorship, and not giving a fuck about Seth…
- Thu, 14:22: RT @mari_ness: My cats want you to have the best gift they can think of: tuna fish. Failing that, the ability to mind control people into g…
- Thu, 15:16: Deck the halls with @amandapalmer! @neilhimself http://t.co/Hvr12UcJui
- Thu, 15:31: Merry Christmas! http://t.co/smpnxLQBQD
- Thu, 15:36: RT @gamequotesapp: If all else fails use fire. (Zelda II: The Adventure of Link, NES) http://t.co/jHKOsKPm1z
- Thu, 15:39: RT @NintendoAmerica: Put on a jacket to match that tie, Donkey Kong! NYC is much colder than the tropical paradise you’re used to! #amiibo …
- Thu, 15:40: RT @TeaPartyCat: BREAKING: Santa Claus killed in Florida; shooter set free under Stand Your Ground.
- Thu, 15:41: RT @zacgormania: After years of begging, I finally caved in and gave Mariah Carey what she wanted for Christmas this year…me
- Thu, 15:41: RT @TheTweetOfGod: The Virgin Birth story has just been My way of putting off having "The Talk" with Jesus for 2,000 years.
- Thu, 15:52: Is Amy Poehler's "Yes Please" a response to @amandapalmer's "The Art of Asking"?
- Thu, 16:48: While other kids were rockin' 'round the clock, we were hoppin' and boppin' to the Jingle Bell Rock.
- Thu, 16:57: RT @LibyaLiberty: "Does torture work?" as a question needs to be put in the bin with "Is slavery commercially feasible?" & "Can genocide he…
- Thu, 17:05: RT @pauljmcgann: http://t.co/4XtGKSMEGg
- Thu, 17:11: In the remake of Street Fighter II sponsored by Amazon, Dhalsim yells "Kindle Fire!"