- Sat, 16:52: Photo: givemeinternet: Was this a joke or is someone getting fired? It’s a call for peace between soda... http://t.co/phnbEtDUPp
- Sat, 17:30: The horse didn't really have no name. The guy from America just didn't bother to ask what it was.
- Sat, 17:59: I get that some people consider white people twerking to be cultural appropriation. I don't get why any culture would want to claim it.
- Sat, 18:00: RT @P0TUS: Poor George Zimmerman. The #tcot teabags have forgot all about him now that Darren Wilson is their new hero.
- Sat, 18:09: RT @wayword: http://t.co/r0aEfiomyz
- Sat, 18:13: Sarah Palin, I'm sorry fast food workers can't just quit their jobs whenever they feel like it like you can.
- Sat, 20:39: Maybe the President should switch to miniature golf. A true leader needs the ability to hit a ball through a pink elephant's trunk.
- Sat, 20:47: RT @TheTweetOfGod: Celebrity dumping an ice bucket on himself to raise money? Cute. Humanity dumping an ice cap on itself to raise sea leve…
- Sun, 10:24: Put my underwear on backwards this morning. Waking up before 6 makes my brain act younger than 6.
- Sun, 10:28: Almost finished with Journey to the West. The characters are always eating gluten. Wonder what a Buddhist monk with celiac disease would do.