vovat | My tweets

Wed, 18:40: Don't accidentally take the ISIS bucket challenge instead.
Wed, 20:53: I'm having an apple and a ham sandwich for lunch, just like the Shaggy Man. I doubt he drank much diet orange soda, though.
Wed, 20:59: RT @Rossmac1972: Now that's what you call customer service... http://t.co/ij1Q42iVj3
Wed, 21:11: RT @Rosenthaltweets: What a terrible time for Sony Pictures to have scheduled that comedy where two bros disguise themselves as jihadist te…
Wed, 21:16: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1935, Ron Paul was born. Incredibly, he is now among the least crazy members of the GOP.
Wed, 21:19: Why must this Twitter app keep losing my place?
Wed, 21:24: Not sure why balls came to be associated with courage. I'd probably be braver if there weren't such an obvious and painful place to kick me.
Wed, 21:39: RT @heiditron3000: All these god damned "Back to School" ads are giving me PTSD
Wed, 23:52: RT @kibblesmith: Using a gun instead of a taser is the "condoms feel weird" of law enforcement.
Wed, 23:53: RT @TheTweetOfGod: Just because some members of a particular religion are crazy, doesn't mean some members of other religions aren't also c…