vovat | My tweets

Tue, 15:55: Based on the channel-flipping downstairs, I think the President is imposing sanctions on sunscreen.
Tue, 16:45: I'm so mad that OKCupid matched up people who weren't compatible, because their matching method was so scientific in the first place.
Tue, 16:46: RT @FrankConniff: Why is an iconic character like Wonder Woman only a supporting player in Batman v. Superman. Oh, wait, I forgot - "Woman."
Tue, 16:49: Clefairy Cross the Mersey #PokemonSongTitles
Tue, 17:04: Some colleges now don't make you submit standardized test schools. Probably a good thing, but that's all I had!
Tue, 17:26: "You know what was wrong with the Ninja Turtles? They weren't hideously ugly!" -Michael Bay