- Fri, 13:56: Saw a billboard asking for "actors models & talent for Christ." Because nothing converts the heathen like eye candy!
- Fri, 16:48: People really dislike that Robin Thicke, but at least he turned out better than his brother Kirk Cameron.
- Fri, 17:01: I know math isn't everyone's strong point, but someone seriously asked if we had a calculator to subtract 537 from 540.
- Fri, 20:31: If Geri Halliwell married the guy from Fox News, she could be Ginger Ailes.
- Fri, 20:38: Someone should have told Don McLean that, as tragic as Buddy Holly's death was, there was still music afterwards.
- Fri, 20:50: Is it time to start leaving unwanted babies on the doorsteps of businesses that don't want to cover contraception?
- Fri, 22:57: July the Fourth be with you.