vovat | My tweets

Sun, 13:11: Limited lifetime guarantee? Well, I guess all our lifetimes are limited, aren't they?
Sun, 13:22: Whenever I hear about Bubble Witch Saga, I'm tempted to connect it to "Lucky Bucky in Oz."
Sun, 15:47: RT @3x1minus1: According to Comedy Central, women are only valid as comedians if their entire set is about sex stuff 😒
Sun, 15:47: RT @iamroberson: You're 16 and miss the 90's? Yeah, I'm sure those were the best 3 years of your life. Shitting in your pants and eating cr…
Sun, 15:58: RT @lecinema_: Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin http://t.co/v02VNmWmzz
Sun, 16:17: RT @duelinganalogs: How to Catch a Frog - http://t.co/J7tUtl4pCC #acnl #AnimalCrossing #gaming
Sun, 16:17: RT @MattBinder: Franz Ferdinand was assassinated 100 years ago today. it is one of Obama's earliest known distractions from Benghazi.
Sun, 19:04: RT @3x1minus1: Tried to guess what FIFA stood for and all I got was: "Fuck It, Farting Around." I'm pretty sure that's it.
Sun, 19:06: RT @3x1minus1: Men sure like to debate how a sports game just went. So many experts out there!
Sun, 19:09: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 2007, the iPhone went on sale. For some reason, this made birds very angry.

Sun, 20:11: Tailgating: Because food apparently tastes better when cooked in a crowded parking lot.
Sun, 21:35: A Match Made in Cyberspace http://t.co/rV1Na0FGUM

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