- Thu, 14:41: We’re Just Technologically Impaired http://t.co/FQzmX4e7VQ
- Thu, 15:59: Why do so many movies these days have "guardians" in the title? Guardians of the Galaxy, Rise of the Guardians, Legend of the Guardians.
- Thu, 16:00: Obviously we need an Oz movie focusing on the Guardian of the Gates. Or Ozana, the Guardian of Oz.
- Thu, 16:24: #MakeARapperSoft Will Smith. Enough said.
- Thu, 16:26: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1498, the toothbrush was invented. The toothbrush is still illegal in much of the United Kingdom, and parts of the…
- Thu, 16:28: RT @StephenAtHome: I just saw a report that the world's oldest man died! Obviously it was a fake, they make that claim every few years.
- Thu, 16:31: RT @nintendonut1: "Ridiculous Luck Captain Rabbit King! Lucky Captain Rabbit King Nuggets are for the youth!" "Ohhhh... okay."
- Thu, 16:32: RT @LouisacdPearle: The #Koch brother's flag... http://t.co/HTrACxqpvp
- Thu, 16:33: RT @Kopextacy: If money can't buy you happiness, you wanna give it to me and let me try?
- Thu, 16:34: RT @FrankConniff: "Sharknado is such an awful piece of shit!" - Sharknado producers congratulating themselves at wrap party.
- Thu, 18:47: In response to Ann Coulter, I think interest in ANY sport might be a sign of national decay. I realize this is an unpopular opinion, though.