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Tue, 13:37: People say the Burger King is creepy, but he can't hold a candle to the Toaster Strudel kid.
Tue, 15:45: Dr. Phil recommended 50 Shades of Grey to some woman with no sex drive. That's what you get for going to Dr. Phil for that kind of thing.
Tue, 16:00: Apparently Brooks and Dunn have been surgically separated.
Tue, 16:14: If you buy something you wouldn't otherwise buy because it's on sale, you're not actually saving any money.
Tue, 16:20: RT @brendohare: Hello Best Buy employee. I'm looking for a computer that won't give me "Larry" in the "Which Of The Three Stooges Are You?"…
Tue, 18:29: RT @jfruh: what kind of world do we live in when i can't find a youtube clip of mayor quimby saying "that could be anybody's ass" in 30 sec…
Tue, 20:54: Sometimes I wish I had panic attacks. Obviously I don't really, but then someone might take my feelings seriously.
Wed, 00:16: #RuinAVideoGameCharacter Fanny Pac-Man
Wed, 02:00: To Tell the�Truth http://t.co/EMNq2TotYL

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