- Sun, 12:07: The frenemy of my frenemy is my end.
- Sun, 12:49: If Putin's parents hadn't intended him to conquer the world, they wouldn't have named him Vladimir.
- Sun, 18:14: If there's a human skull on the ground AND der Kommissar's in town, should I turn around or not?
- Sun, 19:24: When the rooster flies the coop, it's time to rock out with your cock out.
- Mon, 01:19: RT @PeteSkeptic: Teaching “abstinence-only sex education” is like teaching “just hold it potty training”. http://t.co/uonCiT7GtU
- Mon, 02:36: For someone who doesn't respect children, Bill Cosby sure had a lot of kids.