vovat | My tweets

Wed, 13:33: Giving birth to a bouncing baby boy might be a sign that you watched too many Tigger cartoons while pregnant.
Wed, 13:34: RT @hailormoon: "When people say âbe strongâ they mean âplease harden yourselfâ when it should be âletâs soften the worldâ instead." - @sueâ¦
Wed, 13:34: RT @jdcrowley: personally i would just say "fuck it" and change the name to The Washington Monuments. the mascot could be a giant foam obelâ¦
Wed, 13:53: RT @TeaPartyCat: Now that Obama caught Bin Laden and the Benghazi guy, do all GOP t-shirts & hats go to a poor country like for the loser oâ¦
Wed, 14:50: RT @Disalmanac: New names for the Washington Redskins: our handy new chart-like chart: http://t.co/lLyTeq6kmv
Wed, 14:52: You know what has a name that sounds awesome but the thing itself sucks? Hydroplaning.
Wed, 18:34: If Dippin' Dots are the ice cream of the future, I assume it's a dystopian one.
Wed, 23:22: The Sky Fell on Me This Morning http://t.co/7YuzwzQZo8
Thu, 00:04: RT @Fashionista_com: Romper room! A style tribute to the insanely talented (and totally adorable) Miss @JennyLewis: http://t.co/RVMC4dtWua â¦
Thu, 00:06: RT @drewtoothpaste: the worst part of the Amazon phone is after you call someone it suggests 14 other people you might want to call