- Thu, 12:08: Here in America, football is a sport where feet rarely touch the ball. Also, it's not really a ball. Take THAT, rest of the world!
- Thu, 12:25: RT @ChiefBanditt: LMFAOOOOOOO http://t.co/Yk65abNFC7
- Thu, 20:49: Eric Cantor is too lax on illegal immigration. I think we should deport everyone who has any foreign relatives!