- Mon, 16:19: I'm sure it's not their intention, but I can't help but feel that people who ask me how I am when I'm working are mocking me.
- Mon, 18:15: Got bleach on another shirt. I must be under a Clorox curse.
- Mon, 18:23: I wonder if stores are ever going to stop printing paper circulars. Going paperless is the wave of the future!
- Mon, 18:29: AFib? Is that a less severe version of ALie?
- Mon, 18:38: Sims 4 is scheduled to come out in September, if they can get the splines reticulated in time.
- Mon, 18:46: RT @TheOnlyTrout: Mountain Dew says I could win a trip to Arizona. At what point did going to Arizona become a reward? #E32014
- Mon, 18:57: RT @BigHPrivateEye: I've never understood dudes that wear those "shut up and make me a sandwich" t shirts. Shit might as well say "I get noâ¦
- Mon, 19:04: RT @meganamram: "he who denied it, supplied it" is about climate change, right?
- Tue, 02:34: Things We Did on Glass http://t.co/M1MglXsb0a </ul