- Tue, 19:11: The fact that Teenage Dream isn't about having a school project she hasn't started is a sure sign that Katy Perry and I are very different.
- Wed, 01:12: Does every Wawa I go into tonight have to play Celine Dion?
- Wed, 11:47: I like the giant lizard who converted to Islam. You know, Mecca Godzilla.