- Mon, 18:33: They're filming the next Star Wars movie in Abu Dhabi? Is Nermal going to be in it?
- Mon, 18:42: Weird crossover idea: Percy the Personality Kid and the Olympians
- Mon, 18:50: RT @VICE: .@mollycrabapple confronted @realDonaldTrump in Dubai: http://t.co/4q5bdM70y5 http://t.co/7ZHcT1JKcf
- Mon, 18:51: RT @TheTweetOfGod: Never doubt that a large mass of selfish, fossil-fuel-addicted citizens can change the world. One degree at a time.
- Mon, 19:15: "I have nothing better to do than insult every woman who weighs over 150 lbs and dares to post a picture." -Actual people online, apparently
- Tue, 03:15: The Ozzing Dead http://t.co/2NU31lrpPG