- Wed, 14:31: Wii Fat http://t.co/qPgL8hyIsp
- Wed, 15:06: Patty-cake, patty-cake, pasta man! Give me pasta power as fast as you can!
- Wed, 18:28: Lakitu was using cloud storage before it was cool.
- Wed, 18:42: I still haven't figured out how to properly balance the amounts of spaghetti and sauce I heat up.
- Wed, 18:46: RT @moody: I'm told a bunch of libertarians are delayed on an Amtrak train to New York for a Cato Institute gala. Let that all sink in.
- Wed, 18:46: RT @TeaPartyCat: After Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Corbett said he will not appeal gay marriage ruling, Rick Santorum and his dog filed for a mar…
- Wed, 19:02: Overheard yesterday: "This baby shower is going to be fucking epic!"
- Wed, 19:18: RT @KarlreMarks: I can't help thinking Moses started the whole Buzzfeed list thingie with his 'The Ten Worst Sins You Must Not Commit'.
- Wed, 19:28: RT @thelindsayellis: Like what are Batman and Superman gonna fight about? They seem to be on the same page about civil liberties (okay to d…
- Wed, 19:35: Remember the show about the tiny blue news anchor? You know, Smurfy Brown.
- Wed, 20:40: @marissa_meyer Not quite the plot of "Scarlet," but a similar premise http://t.co/3m6YPZEIi8
- Wed, 22:25: The Island That Wasn’t There http://t.co/nrjRZV6ibB
- Thu, 02:41: Where’s My Liquid Paper? http://t.co/XKOfnSRmdf