- Wed, 15:40: RT @Nintendo_Legend: I was the kid who always wondered, "Why don't they just shoot RoboCop in the mouth?"
- Wed, 15:56: RT @the_ironsheik: I can beat the living fuck out of all of the Two and a Half Men
- Wed, 22:22: I See Your Shiver with Antici…pation http://t.co/x0j0I2OsLM
- Wed, 23:08: RT @AtheismNews: What would Zeus do? http://t.co/fSxDvUChyc
- Wed, 23:55: If you're opposed to sex except for procreation, doesn't it seem like you'd be in favor of cloning and artificial insemination?
- Thu, 00:22: Actual line from American Idol commercial: "What I learned about myself is that it's okay to be yourself."
- Thu, 00:45: I hope the Prince Harry impersonator on that Fox show wears a Nazi uniform at some point.
- Thu, 11:22: Can't say as I've ever seen a line to get into a job fair before.