- Mon, 19:05: We need tort reform in German bakeries.
- Mon, 19:07: RT @Jesus_M_Christ: Starting a petition to put Lindsay Lohan, Justin Bieber, and Bill O’Reilly on Game of Thrones because two of them would…
- Mon, 19:17: If orange is the new black, what's the new orange?
- Mon, 19:18: RT @tomgauld: 'The Enchanted Blade' (my cartoon for Saturdsay's @guardianreview ) #maps #apps http://t.co/KAhBWfbela
- Mon, 21:42: I wish Mordor would get e-mail. I'm sick of having to send shadow faxes.
- Mon, 23:21: Do people link to Instagram pictures on Twitter just so I can't comment on them?
- Tue, 03:45: Cybernetic Ozites http://t.co/Y9eselzKwe