My tweets

[vovat]

• Tue, 14:49: For I Am One Thousand Years Old http://t.co/opsIghGJZ3
• Tue, 20:42: Bill O'Reilly is talking to two white people about affirmative action. That's pretty much his show in a nutshell.
• Tue, 20:44: RT @P0TUS: Congrats on your engagement, @JennyMcCarthy. BTW, 10-carat sapphire rings cause autism, y'know. #You #Dingbat
• Tue, 20:56: That laxative commercial with the Asian girl and the giant broccoli looks deceptively cute.
• Tue, 21:02: RT @adamzopf: How is it that every time you overhear a conversation they're always talking about the stupidest shit possible? Never secret …
• Tue, 21:17: Do Germans have a special mallet for cabbage? How else could you explain the name Krauthammer?
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Comments

[chu_hi.livejournal.com]

Someday I'll sell a book of your one liners. And I shall become wealthy.

[vovat.livejournal.com]

Guess I'd better find a good lawyer, then.