My tweets

[vovat]

• Mon, 13:53: I wonder where the best place to post my new Oz story would be.
• Mon, 18:47: The announcer on the TMZ TV show has a really annoying voice. Is he doing that on purpose?
• Mon, 19:10: If you say "Heaven Is for Real" is a true story, then you can say the same thing about any work of fiction. It's a kid's imagination.
• Tue, 02:14: Maybe the 24-hour news networks could find common ground if the Malaysian plane were found on the Bundy Ranch.
• Tue, 03:18: Blood Moon? Did someone let Stephenie Meyer write another book?
• Tue, 10:17: RT @TeaPartyCat: April 14, 1864: President Lincoln assassinated. NRA says too soon to discuss gun control. Fox News blames live theater.
• Tue, 10:30: There's obviously a cover-up if Futurama never covered the Bendghazi scandal.
• Tue, 10:31: RT @linnyitssn: Threaten to kill fellow Americans to protect a freeloading farmer?You're a Patriot! Give healthcare to kids with cancer? Yo…
• Tue, 10:32: RT @steveweinstein: Why didn't President Obama pardon a lucky brisket this Passover? #TurkeyPrivilege
• Tue, 10:40: RT @FrankConniff: Buying a gun should be easy, but many obstacles must block your path when you want to do something dangerous, like vote.

• Tue, 11:05: The illegally grazing cow jumped over the blood moon. #TopicalNurseryRhymes
• Tue, 11:10: RT @TeaPartyCat: REMINDER: Every American must pay their taxes today, except of course for Cliven Bundy, who is too patriotic to have to pa…