My tweets

[vovat]

• Sun, 12:43: It sucks that I'm working on Easter. I do have May Day off, but what good is that?
• Sun, 14:19: The Flintstones were on a Geico commercial, and Scooby-Doo shills for StateFarm. I wonder what insurance Speed Buggy uses.
• Sun, 14:20: RT @sidepix: Funny but true. http://t.co/q63g4ndehh
• Sun, 14:39: Kim Kardashian is apparently proud of all the weight she lost. Must be a lot easier to do that when you have nothing else going on.
• Sun, 17:35: People say revenge is a dish best served cold, but they also say that about shrimp.
• Sun, 17:45: RT @drewtoothpaste: If Jesus can heal the blind, the fact that there are lots of blind people on Earth is proof that Jesus is a fucking dick
• Sun, 18:32: Why would I care whether Avril Lavigne likes my girlfriend?
• Sun, 18:48: RT @P0TUS: Jenny ought to stick to doing Playboy. MT @DrJenGunter No,@JennyMcCarthy, you can't duck your anti-vax nonsense now http://t.co…
• Sun, 19:36: I never have sex on the first date. The first fig, maybe.
• Sun, 20:11: I actually don't like figs, but I do like fig bars. Not entirely sure why, but it probably has something to do with the added sugar.

• Sun, 20:37: How many Old Stewie gags is Family Guy going to do this season?
• Sun, 21:09: So Smart Girls quit their jobs to shop at Old Navy?
• Sun, 21:23: RT @Nintendo_Legend: I still think the saved game might be the most significant gaming innovation.