- Sat, 14:52: Frogger hasn't been anywhere near as challenging since they built that pedestrian overpass.
- Sat, 17:10: There's always going to be some prudish backlash when a celebrity poses nude, but there's also backlash when someone doesn't.
- Sat, 19:22: Saw a lady at Walmart with hair down to her ankles. I'll bet @TheRealTavie is jealous.
- Sat, 19:34: It's not like Cameron Diaz isn't pretty, but she's hardly the knockout some people seem to think she is. Eye of the beholder, I guess.
- Sat, 19:35: RT @thelindsayellis: My life. “RT @mikesacco: http://t.co/5m57tIfhba”
- Sat, 19:44: RT @mattytalks: *pours some out for my homies* *spreads some fertilizer for my homies* *regularly waters my homies* *a beautful homie plant…
- Sat, 19:47: RT @Jesus_M_Christ: RESPECT MY AUTHORITY: http://t.co/dymrX2G28h
- Sat, 19:56: RT @chicrev: バナナとぶどうを一緒に保管すると、こんな目に逢う。 http://t.co/2jNG5qh1HV
- Sat, 19:56: RT @Perspective_pic: The fact is this remains one of the best signs I've ever seen http://t.co/fb0l9Cxe4j
- Sat, 19:59: I didn't have room for a box of graham crackers, so instead I brought some Insta-Grahams.
- Sat, 20:06: Anyone attending Coachella, don't forget that it turns into a pumpkin at midnight.