- Tue, 15:44: Free Ride, Whee Ride, Spree Ride, Glee�Ride http://t.co/owgdW4MG78
- Tue, 17:57: Video: The Wizard of Dogz Too bad there were only enough ruby slippers for two of her feet. http://t.co/MyHc8NagOp
- Tue, 18:14: Rob Ford might be a crackhead, but is that as bad as all the American politicians who are Koch addicts?
- Tue, 18:15: #RuinARomCom? You mean they're not bad enough already?
- Tue, 22:01: Jenny McCarthy is now promoting electronic cigarettes, but don't worry. She's also still promoting measles.
- Tue, 22:28: RT @meganamram: It's disgusting how video games desensitize kids to plumbers
- Tue, 22:49: RT @porters: In his next movie poster, I wonder if Ice Cube will be mildly annoyed by whatever is going on around him.
- Tue, 22:51: RT @danacbell: pat buchanana http://t.co/qs0Mnog6L3
- Tue, 23:41: RT @TeaPartyCat: You mock them now, but when CNN finds that plane and the treasure on board solves all the world's problems, they'll get th…
- Tue, 23:43: RT @StephenAtHome: Who cares if 85% of Americans don't know where Ukraine's borders are on a map? Neither does Vladamir Putin.
- Wed, 00:12: Subway, why isn't Flatizza pronounced to rhyme with pizza?
- Wed, 00:20: RT @ziggafoss: Why was Xuxa a thing? And why am I thinking about Xuxa in 2014?
- Wed, 00:32: Cherry Falwell #RejectedIceCream
- Wed, 10:32: Oscar Pistachio #RejectedIceCream