- Mon, 19:23: Kirstie Alley wants to lose 20 pounds in body thetans.
- Mon, 21:54: RT @DiegoUK: #p2 #ctl #topprog #tcot #tlot http://t.co/mL5erAqCeH
- Mon, 21:55: RT @TheTweetOfGod: Most homophobes are secretly gay. However, most arachnophobes are not secretly spiders.
- Tue, 00:26: Applewood smoked bacon doesn't taste like apples. Sort of like Apple Jacks, I guess.