- Mon, 12:15: RT @poisonyoulove: Tomorrow is April... casual reminder to not believe anything you read tomorrow, because people are assholes.
- Mon, 12:16: Business name idea: A Buddhist nail salon called Om Mani Pedi Hum
- Mon, 13:56: RT @jfruh: these are all solid but the whole elijah/ahab/jezebel/jehu sequence would be great too http://t.co/pInlzUrQ43 via @publicroad
- Mon, 14:11: RT @heiditron3000: I shot a man in Reno just to watch him hop around and yell "Jesus Christ, who shoots someone in the toe? You're an assho…
- Mon, 14:12: RT @P0TUS: #Rebranding. RT @sellitman The GOP has refined their message for 2014. #p2 #tcot http://t.co/QHS4MKcOO5
- Mon, 14:19: RT @MrsMalki: No more cosplay pics needed. This couple has won at life. #ECCC2014 http://t.co/YXUsM5BELT
- Mon, 14:23: Know-Nothing Party propaganda: Men seldom make passes at girls who attend masses.
- Mon, 21:25: Joshua Gad looks like Allan Sherman.
- Mon, 21:45: RT @NesMan81: "@gamesyouloved: Oh yeah!! A awesome retrogaming mash up! #retrogaming #supermario #heman http://t.co/cBr9Sbrj7P"// Very Fun…
- Mon, 22:21: Has Sesame Street done "How I Met Your Monster" yet?
- Mon, 22:28: Watching "Casino." Joe Pesci is unnecessarily violent in this movie. Wait, that's every movie he's in.
- Tue, 05:56: Stupidity City http://t.co/IvpuRANYGa