- Sun, 17:22: If you have blood flow problems, isn't it likely you have more pressing concerns than not being able to get a boner?
- Sun, 18:22: Maybe Sting and Tori Amos can join forces for the Unusual Vowel Pronunciation Tour.
- Sun, 18:28: I wish gun shows were more like the Gong Show. Except instead of banging a gong at a bad act, they'd shoot them.
- Sun, 18:40: If Gwyneth Paltrow is so out of touch with the common people, why wasn't she invited to speak at CPAC?
- Sun, 18:48: I was going to make a connection between Gwyneth Paltrow's kid and William III of England, but that would be comparing Apples and Oranges.
- Mon, 06:00: Being up this early sucks, but at least I don't really have a paper due that I haven't started.
- Mon, 11:51: "Rent is low, but insurance is high, for our yellow submarine." #beatlesfirstdrafts
- Mon, 11:52: RT @ojailola: RT "@bannerite: #Edshow RT @Hendems Please, Please Tweet this Important Truth! http://t.co/4icVueyR9F”
- Mon, 11:54: RT @KennettDems: Hey Tea Party: Stop with the Nazi comparisons already! http://t.co/o5Evw2RT1X #GOPfail