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Fri, 15:29: RT @tejucole: Lupita proves you can be a rich, gorgeous, brilliant, hardworking, politically-connected Ivy League grad and still be success…
Fri, 15:39: RT @jdcrowley: Hey, baby, wanna join the Mohel High Club? *performs a bris in an airplane bathroom*
Fri, 15:42: RT @GeorgeTakei: An age test, pedigree test AND earworm, all in one. Best of luck, and TGIF, no? http://t.co/hCGZxraOzO
Fri, 15:49: February is Black History Month, but when's Peabody's Improbable History Month? Oh, right, this month.
Fri, 18:14: Man, my local Dairy Queen didn't have Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze!
Fri, 21:03: If a flag starts talking to me, I have to listen, right? I mean, I DID pledge allegiance to it all those times.
Fri, 21:26: RT @irreligiousorg: If Jesus is all powerful, why does he still live with his dad??
Fri, 23:58: Be My Yuki-Onna http://t.co/wJfXuUpZzG
Sat, 00:29: Being burned to death by a Hindu fire god must cause some serious Agni.

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