vovat | My tweets

Sat, 18:04: I Have No Son! http://t.co/lTg6ZtQeGz
Sat, 21:34: I love the term "Montezuma's Revenge." Apparently the late Aztec ruler gets revenge on Europeans by making them poop a lot.
Sun, 05:54: Okay, let me get this straight. If the groundhog sees his shadow, the Seahawks will win?
Sun, 09:33: I'm surprised Dreamworks didn't rush out a Megabloks movie.
Sun, 11:28: I only watch the Superbowl for the articles. No, wait. I mean I only look at naked ladies for the commercials.
Sun, 11:36: I hear the Curies will be performing at the half-life show.
Sun, 11:42: Oh, Super SUNDAY. No wonder nobody else showed up at the voting booths.
Sun, 11:53: RT @PatrickWeekes: "Ugh, did you know she didn't even grow up in Athens? She sprang full-grown from her dad's head! I HATE fake Greek girls…
Sun, 11:58: RT @TeaPartyCat: BREAKING: Punxsutawney Phil sees shadow, predicts 6 more weeks of Benghazi accusations.

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