- Mon, 13:21: I suppose that doge memes don't have anything to do with the rulers of Italian cities.
- Mon, 13:27: Jersey City, I think the street signs at Grand and Greene might need some oiling.
- Mon, 13:33: I can't find Way-Up or Sissajig. And I mean both the books and the places. #ruthplumlythompson
- Mon, 13:38: RT @TeaPartyCat: The Super Bowl is in New Jersey, so if you're going, make sure you donate to Chris Christie's campaign so there are no tra…
- Mon, 13:45: RT @Disalmanac: UPDATE: This year's Super Bowl will be a battle between Doritos ads vs. Bud Lite ads. No football will be played.
- Mon, 13:46: RT @FrankConniff: Fox News asking why in his "I Have a Dream" speech Martin Luther King, Jr. never once mentioned Benghazi.
- Mon, 15:23: Drink, Drink, Everyone Drink http://t.co/tnLWXumKS0
- Mon, 20:45: RT @michaelianblack: Too bad Martin Luther King Jr. isn't alive to get in on all these great deals at Toyota.
- Mon, 20:47: Brit Hume thinks we live in a "feminized atmosphere." Did he just find out about bronies?
- Mon, 22:56: Tom Bergeron makes me miss Bob Saget, which isn't something I say very often.