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Sun, 14:20: We can put a man on the Moon, but we can't put the Moon on a man!
Sun, 14:27: RT @KittySaysMeeow: Based on recent interviews saying she's finally living her childhood, Miley Cyrus is roughly a year away from naming a …
Sun, 20:51: What are we supposed to be calling Sean Combs now? Pee Doody? Pop Dumpling?
Sun, 21:02: Too bad Amber Heard wasn't in "Saw."
Sun, 21:16: Oh, Kevin Bacon. He played the role of Stupid Teenager Who Gets Killed in "Friday the 13th."
Sun, 21:32: Laura Dern, tell us why the triceratops was sick already!
Sun, 21:33: RT @jdharm: Did someone on Chris Christie's team set up the lanes to get to the stage? #GoldenGlobes
Sun, 21:38: RT @FrankConniff: Why does the President of the Foreign Press Association refuse to answer questions about Benghazi? #GoldenGlobes
Sun, 21:40: RT @jdcrowley: you'd think the losers of the #GoldenGlobes would show a little more emotion considering they're going to be made into glue …
Sun, 22:00: Herman Cain wins for his role in Brooklyn Nine Nine Nine. #GoldenGlobes

Sun, 22:21: RT @FrankConniff: Ben Affleck's presentation of this award is ruining Batman! #GoldenGlobes
Sun, 22:59: Just accidentally referred to "12 Days a Slave." You can use that next time Twitter has one of those Less Ambitious Movies threads.
Sun, 23:11: I hate Jennifer Lawrence because she had sex with her maid! No, wait, that was a different J. Law.
Mon, 04:04: Hot Damasen http://t.co/mey903XGJV

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