- Sat, 19:49: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 42 BC, Roman emperor Tiberius was born. His greatest accomplishment: becoming Captain Kirk's middle name.
- Sat, 22:08: Seems like the holiday season is one of the best times to be a kid and one of the worst to be a parent.
- Sat, 22:12: RT @TeaPartyCat: Paul Ryan condemned the DOJ for playing along with the Batkid in San Francisco. "They're just incentivizing kids to get le…
- Sun, 01:21: I like to be alone, but I hate to be ignored.
- Sun, 11:38: I would never go to a key party, not because I'm opposed to affairs, but because I don't trust anybody with my keys.