vovat | My tweets

Fri, 13:40: Why does it seem like girls who flirt with everyone never do with me?
Fri, 13:43: RT @drewtoothpaste: I'm going to run for charity. I'm going to play video games for charity. Anything where I don't have to touch or see a …
Fri, 13:48: Happy birthday to my wife @NowIsStrange! Also to Ed Asner, Petula Clark, and Ol' Dirty Bastard.
Fri, 14:25: Hey, it's Chuck Norris. Or, as I like to call him, Fuck the Poor-is.
Fri, 14:41: Why isn't a reverse mortgage called an egagtrom?
Fri, 16:11: I hear now that Japan was ready to surrender before the atomic bombs. Wonder if that's true. It certainly isn't what they told us in school.
Fri, 18:52: RT @ohhijordan: Tumblr is a lot like twitter but with surprise animated breast bouncing GIFs when you least expect them.
Fri, 18:53: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1974, the guy from Nickelback was born. Just like the rest of us, even he stabs himself in the ears when he hears …
Fri, 19:47: RT @Jesus_M_Christ: Still trying to figure out why dad put nipples on dudes....
Fri, 21:13: The box for "The Croods" calls it "an animated Avatar." Isn't Avatar already an animated Avatar?

Fri, 21:38: If @ladygaga goes into space, I hope she takes Lance Bass with her.
Fri, 23:16: Do they still show the commercial with Scrooge eating Honey Nut Cheerios?

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