vovat | My tweets

Fri, 14:51: Everybody Walk the Dinosaur http://t.co/e41zJq4i3Q
Fri, 18:42: Working retail has made me hate Fridays.
Fri, 20:33: Knock three times on the debt ceiling if you want me. Twice on the pipes if the answer is default.
Fri, 20:44: Government slimdown? Is this part of the First Lady's fight against obesity?
Fri, 21:00: Why don't the Republicans stop pussyfooting around and just pass a law against being poor already?
Fri, 21:02: I get the feeling Bill O'Reilly won't be writing "Killing Trayvon Martin."
Fri, 21:04: I found out today that Wawa sells hard-boiled eggs, but unfortunately the shells stick too much.
Fri, 21:07: I also scared the crap out of myself by accidentally opening my own car window.