- Tue, 14:06: "The Devil Wears Pravda" is a popular book about Satan wrapping himself in a Russian newspaper.
- Tue, 14:07: RT @sesamestreet: Happy birthday, Jim. We still miss you. http://t.co/8kMfC5A40D
- Tue, 14:34: iTunes, stop trying to change my music files into a format that's only playable with iTunes. Learn to share!
- Tue, 15:28: Vive la revolution? No, I prefer my revolutions to be as short and bloodless as possible, thanks.
- Tue, 17:46: I still think Obamacare is better than the Republican alternative (i.e., nothing), but that doesn't mean I can afford it.
- Tue, 17:47: RT @NekoCase: If the tabloids are correct, poor Jennifer Aniston has been pregnant for about 8 years!
- Tue, 17:52: Jimmy Carter put death panels on the White House, but Reagan took them down.
- Tue, 21:43: Just watched "The Case for a Creator." SPOILER: It did not make the case for a creator.
- Tue, 22:08: I'm pretty sure I heard a skunk sneeze this evening.
- Tue, 22:23: An exclamation point isn't really a point, is it? Not an original thought, but it IS National Punctuation Day.
- Tue, 22:38: Does ObamaCare cover treatment for really terrible analogies? Because there's a Texas Senator who's in dire need of such.
- Tue, 22:40: RT @michaelianblack: Has anybody invented a laser that etches your face on a ham? It would be called LaserHam.
- Wed, 00:48: Zapper Happy http://t.co/2pE6I2iO4t