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Пт, 11:30: Did you hear about the door that was put on trial? It was an open-and-shut case.
Пт, 12:01: When people talk about "creating jobs," just what jobs do they think remain to be created?
Пт, 12:35: Is Your Wife Fat? Try Adultery! - Biderman, you DO realize that, when your company is based around doing... http://t.co/bi1d4CLx
Пт, 15:41: Why is @NowIsStrange's mom already putting up Christmas decorations?
Пт, 17:25: If you're going to leave a spam comment about escort services, why leave it on a post about Button-Bright?
Пт, 20:56: RT @matt_koff: Call me old-fashioned, but Pony Express Ben Franklin dinosaurs.
Пт, 20:58: I like that @tmbg song about the hat that doubles as a vacuum cleaner. You know, "Hoovering Sombrero."
Пт, 21:08: RT @jdcrowley: Imagine trying to start a pizza business underwater. In this economy! My vote is for Merman Cain.
Пт, 21:13: If the Donner Party ate each other, what did the Blitzen Party eat?
Пт, 21:15: RT @gmacd: Oh GOOD! Another American Pie movie. Can't wait!!! #TODIE

Пт, 21:18: RT @Jesus_M_Christ: Even I hate Nickelback.
Пт, 21:39: Does Yoda just mix up his sentences to seem eccentric? I mean, he must know English by now, right?