vovat | My tweets (Reply)

Sun, 13:39: Happy Mother's Day to any moms reading this! You're braver than I am. I can't imagine raising kids.
Sun, 13:43: Why does it take me so long to build up the courage to make a phone call?
Sun, 14:14: TX Teacher Suspended After Telling Muslim Student 'I Bet You're Grieving' - It’s scary that an asshole like... http://tumblr.com/xpy2ftph8a
Sun, 14:14: "How would you get someone who has a track record if they don’t give anyone the opportunity to run on..." http://tumblr.com/xpy2ftpwx1
Sun, 14:42: Photo: jonwithabullet: These are great. http://tumblr.com/xpy2fu6lw8
Sun, 15:04: Time for work again. There's no end in sight!
Sun, 19:48: Saw someone the other day with a Michael Vick jersey. Why not just wear a shirt with "I KEEL YOUR DOG" on it and have done with it?
Sun, 19:55: Never liked football anyway, but since they hired Vick, Eagles stuff just makes me cringe. Unfortunately for me, I live near Philadelphia.
Sun, 19:56: RT @d_whiteplume: So the other ladies don't feel left out, happy "Successful Use of Birth Control" day. Sorry I did not make a card.
Sun, 20:29: Why not just put all your frozen food together? Do you think I enjoy the conveyor belt scavenger hunt?

Sun, 22:21: Did you know that "Koopa" is an anagram of "Pooka"? Suspicious, huh?
Sun, 22:29: "Walmart" spelled backwards is "Tram Law." Which I believe is "keep your arms and legs inside at all times."
Mon, 00:05: So, no infamous terrorists killed this weekend? Kinda hoping it would become a trend.
Mon, 00:38: Audio: nnnidevenknow: http://tumblr.com/xpy2g3fk1r
Mon, 00:46: #ifyoumarryme I'll have two spouses! Well, unless you're @NowIsStrange.
Mon, 00:47: Get a dictionary, person who came up with trending topic CanIRapeYouAnally.
Mon, 01:34: Amusing expression that I've been coming across quite a bit recently: "jiggery-pokery."
Mon, 05:16: Dice Dice Baby http://wp.me/pUiPY-m4