My tweets

[vovat]

• Wed, 12:23: I know no one is interested in the royal wedding, but that's all the royal family has anymore! We're throwing them a bone!
• Wed, 13:18: Apparently no one ever taught the President of the United States not to feed the trolls.
• Wed, 13:18: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1822, Ulysses S. Grant was born. As president, he granted statehood to booze.
• Wed, 21:31: Ozzie's in a Pickle! http://wp.me/pUiPY-ll
• Wed, 21:47: If we can eat and drink in public why sex in public is… — Well, we can't urinate in public, and that's just as n… http://4ms.me/jA83N0
• Wed, 21:47: Hit the ask followers button? — Wait, what's the question? http://4ms.me/mzTzga
• Wed, 21:47: what's for supper? — I had the Double Crunch Shrimp at Applebee's. http://4ms.me/k9EQHC
• Wed, 22:17: Photo: Day 27 - A picture of your handwriting My handwriting is awful, but you asked for it…um, Mr. Meme.... http://tumblr.com/xpy2apt4gb
• Wed, 22:54: RT @BoobsRadley: Sadly, on an actual desert island, your ten favorite albums do relatively little to slow your inevitable descent into m ...
• Wed, 22:55: RT @hatethedrake: "But GO BACK TO HAWAII doesn't sound nearly as good as GO BACK TO AFRICA!" --disappointed Birther to his friends.

• Wed, 22:56: RT @Disalmanac: UPDATE: President Obama has released his birth certificate, but apparently #birthers won't be happy until he produces a ...
• Thu, 00:25: How can no one know what gender Chick the Cherub is? What about when he/she uses the bathroom? #baum
• Thu, 00:41: Photo: 80sfreak: I remember these things! My friend Angelique actually had a Lion King one on her door in... http://tumblr.com/xpy2arx008
• Thu, 02:01: Vasilisa's Venture http://wp.me/pUiPY-lp
• Thu, 02:06: Video: Nellie McKay - Ding Dong This is the song that got me interested in Nellie in the first place. It... http://tumblr.com/xpy2asree1
• Thu, 02:16: RT @jdcrowley: Oh, also, can we all finally agree that the "you have to be born here" requirement for presidency is kinda outmoded bulls ...
• Thu, 02:16: RT @Jesus_M_Christ: I showed conservatives my birth certificate, but they still won't believe I'm not white.
• Thu, 02:16: RT @tommycatkins: "I have people that actually have been studying it and they cannot believe what they're finding." - Donald Trump on hi ...
• Thu, 02:17: RT @nplayfair: where's the berth certificate Obama? I don't want you mooring that boat without the right paperwork in order
• Thu, 02:23: RT @JaredofMo: "Anna rules!" "'Cause I kicked all the bad guys in their jewels!" "Anna won!" "Thanks to my gamma say atomic gun!"

• Thu, 02:24: RT @Disalmanac: UPDATE: Birthers are now demanding that Lady Gaga prove she was born this way.
• Thu, 03:14: eviezamora: See, I thought I was like that, but then I worked the graveyard shift for a few months and... http://tumblr.com/xpy2atarkq
• Thu, 03:15: Photo: thebabyanimalblog: http://tumblr.com/xpy2atazxh