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• 15:43 Why do so few other people share my love of fruit-flavored ice cream? #
• 17:12 Photo: My wife Beth tumblr.com/xpydacuda #
• 17:27 Photo: It was Tavie (on right) and Kirsten’s birthday on Sunday. Read my take on it here. tumblr.com/xpydadwgu #
• 17:29 Photo: Beth and Tavie singing “Master of the House” from Les Miserables. Jesus, won’t they bleed ‘em in the... tumblr.com/xpydae3dh #
• 18:09 @MikeConway I don't know that the yogurt advertising stereotype exist
  ed when I was a kid, though. #
• 18:10 Actually, Elton John, thinking someone means you harm is probably one of the best reasons to discard them. #
• 18:11 @JaredofMo Maybe if he does enough coke, he'll avoid alcohol. #
• 18:12 Why is sex on the beach such a popular meme? Who wants sand in their reproductive regions? #
• 18:31 @michaelianblack No, you're thinking of Calormen. #
• 18:32 New TV show idea: "Andy Rooney Controls the Universe" #
• 18:37 @brokenglasseye You mean it's possible to be more sinister than a guy who mutilates kids in his candy factory? #
• 18:37 New York City sure does have a lot of hookah bars. #
• 18:47 @d_whiteplume Peach is my personal favorite, although I don't like Breyers peach. It's not peachy enough. #
• 18:56 Photo: Fail Cthulhu tumblr.com/xpydakggr #

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