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• 01:04 Photo: My take on Passover tumblr.com/xpy7zul8g #
• 10:43 At Denny's last night, we overheard someone at the next table over talking about America's Funniest Home Videos. #
• 14:46 Got 18 dental X-rays today. That probably means I was exposed to Bikini Atoll levels of radiation. #
• 14:48 Another obnoxious and complicated high school dream last night. #
• 14:55 @d_whiteplume Willy Wonka tried to fix that, but people kept turning into blueberries. #
• 16:25 @colleenanne Don't they have a higher success rate than so-called love matches? #
• 16:27 A lot of people don't know the 2nd Amendment originally referred to the right to bear CLAWS. The Brits were denying access to pastries. #
• 16:29 The show "Friends" had a misleading name. Not one of the characters was a Quaker! #
• 16:32 I hear "24" was canceled because it turned out someone was giving Jack Bauer the answers ahead of time. #
• 16:42 There's a new book out on developing an Irish accent. It's called "Going Brogue." #
• 16:45 @epilepticjesus Does anyone call them Chickobos? #
• 16:46 It's rumored that the most dangerous animal in Oz is the Large Hadron Kalidah. #
• 18:12 @MikeConway That depends on the quality of the music, doesn't it? #
• 18:13 The Wawa where I bought my sandwich didn't have wheat rolls. You fail, Wawa! Yet you got my money anyway. #
• 18:15 @TarynAria How much earlier? #
• 18:17 @colleenanne Buried treasure? #
• 18:22 @kattmoff Well, stop turning your head! The poor guy needs a rest! #
• 18:23 How often do they have to show commercials for Cindy Crawford's furniture? #
• 18:50 I have to hand it to the makers of movie trailers. They can make ANY movie look like utter crap! #
• 23:50 Photo: The inhabitants of the Preservatory, one of the odd Ozian communities discussed in this post. tumblr.com/xpy81820i #

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