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• 08:06 The word of the day is "gotterdammerung." It means "god-damned rung," and is what Vikings would say when they had problems w/siege ladders. #
• 08:25 I hope the makers of the Trident Layers commercial were paid in gum, because they certainly don't deserve money. #
• 12:10 Photo: Today’s Oz community of focus is Fuddlecumjig, home of live jigsaw puzzles. tumblr.com/xpy7yx646 #
• 13:02 Someone in the club tonight has stolen my ideas. #
• 17:19 If the Internet is running slowly, I should get longer breaks, right? #</ li>
• 17:25 Starting to identify with "They'll Need a Crane" for the first time in my life. #
• 18:36 What would Jesus do? According to that militia that was just arrested, kill cops! #
• 18:40 @epilepticjesus I'm not sure where I got the idea, but I always imagined a snake w/legs. Actually, some dragon pictures look like that. #
• 18:41 "Mr. Me" makes me disappointed that Dairy Queen's slush drink is no longer called Mr. Misty. #
• 18:44 @colleenanne What does the bunny think of the thunder? #</ li>
• 18:45 @JaredofMo I'd be more concerned about a wrestler called the Pallbearer. You have to be strong to do that. #
• 18:51 @3x1minus1 Whenever you rarely watch a show, you're guaranteed to see the same episode over and over. It's a fact of life. #
• 18:52 Poor Pope! Catholics shouldn't have to worry about the past, as long as they've paid a priest! #
• 18:54 @eehouls I thought we agreed on Soda! #
• 18:57 @juliasegal Hey, I wouldn't date someone whose rib I was made from. Isn't that like dati
  ng your dad? #
• 18:59 @NowIsStrange @eehouls Maybe she's naming her kids in reverse numerical order, and she wants 7 of them. #

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